Insane Landscapers

I have an idea for a new TV show. Hosted by HGTV, Home and Gardens Television, the show would be called Insane Landscapers. It is a 30 minute show where these crazy people find an overgrown yard that needs to be cleaned up and within a day they go nuts on every tree, shrub, vine, flower, weed and blade of grass they can find. I mean, they really go for it. They have their hacksaws and weedeaters and shovels and gas-powered blowers and garbage cans and trucks. Not only do they chop it all, but they clean it up too! "The Insane Landscapers.....what takes one man months to do, we get done in one day!" As Larry the Cable Guy says, "Get 'er done!"
Now let me introduce you to the crew....on his knees pulling weeds, up on the patio cover chopping down vines, or painting the walls.....Steve Montgomery can get the job done. With his car full of tools and ladders, chopping down everything in sight, the lead crazy.....Bart Bolt. Not only does he chop down large branches and haul them away, but he's also an expert electrician (just ask him about the light fixture he changed with the power ON).....Doug Peterson. In the house and in the yard, she can scrub the walls or paint them.....Kristen Montgomery. Hauling away the mess (and loving the smell of the dump)....Mike Blakely. Last, but certainly not least, the childcare crew.....Christine Peterson and Melissa Bolt....what would we do without childcare? Thanks to all of my great friends who helped us out on such short notice on June 18th. We had such a quick turnaround that needed to be done to put our house on the market on June 20th. We got 'er done......thanks to the Insane Landscapers (and crew)!
I wish I had taken before and after pictures, but you'll just have to settle for after pictures. Wow, I've never seen 1025 Quail Hill Drive so sparkling.

Thanks again, friends........I'm serious about that TV show......get 'er done.......